Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The bitter, name-calling residents of loserville have closed their blogs from unapproved user comments. Clearly powerless to impress anyone with their vicious fear-mongering, they have decided to take their balls and go home. Except, they never had any balls to begin with.

1. We got through eight years of George Bush - we'll get through Barack Obama just fine.

2. There were no significant issues at the polls. Despite screaming "ACORN! ACORN!", there is no proof that voter fraud resulted from the ACORN registration fiasco. Over 100 million votes were cast nationwide, so it seems unlikely two Black Panthers in Philadelphia scared too many people away.

3. The Obama victory was decisive. In 2000 and 2004, Bush and his followers called his victories "mandates" despite winning by an even slimmer margin than Barack Obama did.

4. There were no cries from the right about a "dictatorship" when the Republicans had control of the House, the Senate, and the Oval Office for SIX YEARS at the beginning of the Bush administration. Now, before Barack Obama has spent a single day as President, his power is unchecked and we're all going to die!

5. Also, fuck you.

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